What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Watch toddler’s joyful scream when beloved uncle surprises him during hide-and-seek - USA Today
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No way
share office space ...
What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
England is launching a gonorrhea vaccine. Is Canada next? - Yahoo
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!